Jillian Michaels’ Master Your Metabolism (Giveaway!)

I read the whole thing in one day. I fell asleep reading it. And then I even dreamed about it. (In my dream I was interrogating Jillian about all the questions she left unanswered.) I posted yesterday that I think Master Your Metabolism by Jillian Michaels is the best health/nutrition book I’ve read in the …

From the False Dichotomy File: Are You a Walker or a Runner?

There is a long-running discussion amongst the Gym Buddies: which is better, walking or running? All the bipeds in the room will reasonably answer, “Aw, why you gotta set me up like this? Both have their place.” Of course you’d be correct. Walking is preferrable when I’m perusing the 70% clearance rack at Target (one …

A Feminist Essay: Birthday Bikinis, Nude Supermodels and Me

Cindy Crawford: A modern Dorian Gray? Photo Credit. The closest I’ve ever come to a celebrity is sitting about 20 rows behind Billy Corgan at a Jazz vs. Bulls playoffs game, unless you count the time I swore I saw Pamela Anderson waiting for a shuttle at the Southwest terminal out of LAX. (My brother …

New Research Makes Women Choose Between Looking Old or Fat

“It’s been so long since I’ve had carbs I can’t remember what you are supposed to do with them? Am I doing this right??” Most of us master our societal two-fold prime directive quite early in life. Before our cells even have the chance to completely turn over once – an event that happens about …

April’s Real Great Fitness Experiment: Online Personal Training

Click on pic to enlarge Have you ever looked at all the health and fitness information out there and just thrown your hands up in the air and said, “Please, for the love of little green apples, somebody figure it out for me! Just tell me what to do and I’ll do it! I just …

April’s Great Fitness Experiment: Hedonism!

April’s Great Fitness Experiment is going to be a little… different this month. See, when explaining my new Experiments to people, invariably someone always says to me, “Well my 80-year-old Grandpa smokes a pack a day, eats two slabs of bacon for breakfast, only runs if someone’s chasing him and he’s the healthiest, happiest man …