She may look like an abusive boyfriend but really this is the face of love. My cheeks hurt after my workout this morning. And yes, I know after all the discussion about Toilet Sore around here as of late you all are assuming my butt cheeks are sore. (Okay, they are. They still really really …
Toilet sore – the kind of sore where you have to lower yourself with both hands onto the toilet and then fall the last few inches because your quads are in so much pain – is actually a much coveted condition among the Gym Buddies and I. Mostly because we like to yell “I’m toilet …
For the winner of the Shabby Apple giveaway, the Random Number Generator has selected Deb who wrote “I think I could rock this dress – it would totally work with my librarian look (being that I am one) 🙂 http://www.shabbyapple.com/p-588-liz-and-darcy.as…” Even though I don’t know Deb from a jelly bean, I feel strangely gratified that …
THAT NOISE YOU DONT HEAR IS ME SILENTLY SCREAMING AFTER THREE DAYS WITH NIO INTERNET. Am pOSTING THIS FROM MY. IF I HAVENT RESPONDED TO YOUR COMMENT OR EMAIL THIS IS WHY. SORRY! PHONE WHICH FOR SOME BIZARRE REASON ONLY LETS ME TYPE IN CAPS
Photo Credit Our society is warped. Twisted. A veritable fun-house of fat and thin mirrors when it comes to body image. One on hand we have Kim Kardashian, queen of curves, compelled to exclaim in an interview, “I look a lot bigger on TV. When I meet people, the first thing they say is, ‘Wow, …
Is this not the cutest noodle eater ever?? She even has a Hello Kitty fork! My uterus is squeeing! Dear Readers,Sometimes I have questions that not even endless Googling can answer. Like, for instance, how has Perez Hilton not been arrested by now? Even if he didn’t tweet an upskirt pic of teenaged Miley Cyrus …
I love a good Do-It-Yourself project! You should never let a good pair of used undies go to waste. Rowing until we (nearly) puked. Chest pressing our body weight (because we totally weigh 65 pounds). CrossFit’s workout of the day for today would have been bad enough all on its own. But our gym upped …
I don’t know what is more disturbing – that Satan is on this woman’s “to do” list or that the company advises you to mix deviled ham with peanut butter. Eat when you’re hungry. Stop when you’re satiated. It sounds so simple. So why can’t I do it?!? Then again Lindsay Lohan can’t stay away …
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You know who I really want to sympathize with? Debralee Lorenzana, the banker who was allegedly fired from Citibank for being too sexy. When the story first broke a couple of weeks ago, my initial reaction was dismay at one more woman being Windexed off the glass ceiling. But then Debralee started talking and hasn’t …
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Comic by the fabulous Natalie Dee It’s the weekend! Everyone who’s planning on ending up in a restaurant (minus the tray and apron), raise your hands. To everyone else: what kind of American are you? The economy is failing and only your reckless spending habits can save it! Move, people!! I am a Mystery Shopper …
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