“I love you, man!” “Aw! Come to papa!” In the grand tradition of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James, Ross Gellar and his first wife Carol, and that governor from South Carolina who went MIA for two days to “hike the Appalacian trail”, my marriage was based on a lie. No, I’m not a neo-Nazi man …
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See – this is the proper way to get your protein. What I’m about to tell you may make me the most reviled person in the fit-o-spere: I don’t love smoothies*. Or protein shakes. Or recovery drinks. Or even drinkable yogurt. The only exception to this rule are milkshakes but even then I only like …
My handy dandy random number generator hath spoken. The winner of the $25 gift card, courtesy of General Mills’ Eat Better America initiative is MJB! His healthy living on a budget tip was “It doesn’t surprise me, given how much more expensive (relatively) good food is. Buying in bulk and planting a garden helps. Plus, …
Who says eating healthy and staying fit has to hurt? Crossfit does, that’s who. Today’s workout of the day had the Gym Buddies and I power snatching 75 times. Oh yes, you read that right – 75 reps of this: We were supposed to be snatching 75 pounds. Krista managed to snatch that twice while …
This guy has 200 flags stuck into his scalp with acupuncture needles to celebrate the Olympics. (He might also be a unicorn… shhh, only virgins can see them!) “Hey, you wanna feel something gross?” I asked Gym Buddy Allison a couple of weeks ago as I started to pull down the top of my pants. …
And this is why your mom told you not to swallow your gum. Friday found me curled in the fetal position, succumbed to the dreaded body image double whammy. Chances are you’ve been there too. It’s the one-two punch of ill-fitting clothes and an unexplained jump on the scale. The upper cross to my jaw …
In celebration of Memorial Day, I’m partying with my peeps! Coming up this week: a supercute giveaway! Pilates Experiment Results and June’s Great Fitness Experiment! One of the strangest weight-loss methods you’ve ever seen (and yet has helped one Gym Buddy lose 20 pounds)! Don’t forget to enter my General Mills Giveaway for a free …
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Mostly I exercise so I can make faces like this. Gets me my own treadmill any time of day. Librarians love me. Having cultivated a lifelong belief that everyone knows how to run my life better than I do, one of my favorite activities is begging people more knowledgeable than I am to tell me …
Now this is an appropriate use of photoshop, children. This will be the most head-spinning quote you will read all week (unless you read that story about the “new teen trend” of drinking vodka through their eyeballs – that one’s got a couple of doozies that’ll make you grab the nearest adolescent and shake them): …
“50 Ways To Burn More Calories” is the biggest, boldest headline on this month’s Allure magazine (the one with a spacey Megan Fox on the cover where she says that she can’t stand looking at herself and the thing she loves most is to be alone so she often spaces out to block out crowds …
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