Beauty is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something. I realize that die-hard Princess Bride fans are firing up their e-mails at this very second to correct my misquote but I still think it applies here. Beauty is a highly prized commodity in our society and therefore we will go to great lengths …
In my first episode of Fitness Moves You Think You Can’t Do But Totally Can, I got all crazy and tried to convince you that handstand push-ups are a great workout, fun and an awesome party trick to boot. A few of you tried them. Many of you laughed. This time I’m hoping to up …
Admit it: Larry King is living out your dream right here. Larry King is my fitness muse. (There’s 6 words I bet you never thought you’d read.) This month found me breaking up with my cute new workout and before the ink was even dry on the gym schedule I already had my eye on …
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Thankfully I have you guys to keep an eye on me – I won’t have to resort to this method. Sweat running down the insides of my elbows and my stomach churning, I stared down my lunch. Watching me you’d have thought I was afraid that fish was going to seek vengeance on me for …
Nothing says health food like meat in a can. But look – it even has one of those little key thingies to help you open it!! The Internet teaches many strange lessons. For instance, courtesy of Facebook I now know more of my girl friends’ maiden names than I did when we were in high …
It all started with a dubious website for underemployed writers and a post that can best be described as the Internet equivalent of a casting call for a Valtrex ad. “Writer wanted for popular celebrity blog. Style must match exactly. I need to take a break for personal reasons and want to keep posting continuous …
I love it – the artist even gave her a little orange-peel bum hole! You might not know it due to the lack of red circles drawn around my thighs or arrows pointing at my butt but I have cellulite worthy of an US cover, In Touch at the very least. It’s cottage cheese-y or …
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Tiger Lady. That’s what my oldest son christened me as soon as he could talk, thanks to my knees-to-navel stretch marks. (Note: that proud day was also the day I decided he was too old to shower with mommy anymore.) So I will be the last person to tell you that you can have a …
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Some of you asked to see my beautiful Tag! You’re It! necklace, so here you go! All 5 of my kiddos near to my heart and setting off metal detectors, just as they should be. (Sorry for the bad pic – I’m not good at the whole MySpace self photography thing. Maybe if I stood …
