Today’s post is brought to you courtesy of Ryan at No More Bacon. We decided to switch blogs today so I’m posting over at his site and he’s posting here! If you don’t read him, you must – not only is he hilarious (he invented Justin Bieber yoga after all) but he is also one …
Truer words were never spoken. Take note Nicki Minaj. Every day before I write a post, I ask myself, “How can I uplift my readers today?” Well today I get to uplift you in a whole different way! As in, your butts! And no, no TSA employees will be involved, I promise. You’ve seen the …
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Maybe all I need is a deer to keep me on my list? Gym Buddy Daria: Where would you wear those? Me: To church. Daria: No, seriously. [Long pause.] Oh land, you are serious. What does it say about me that when I saw these pink and gold sparkly beauties from across a crowded store, …
Two words: Baboon Butt And now I don’t know whether to squeeee because that baboon baby is adorable or be totally grossed out. To find out what this cute/barf pic has to do with pregnancy and read the 3 things I wish someone had told me about having a baby, check out my guest post …
This can’t have ended well. And also, why is there a can of whipped cream?? photo credit: professional recreationalist “Chug, chug, chug!” “Just slam it!” and my personal fave: “I should have brought my beer helmet.” This month’s Great Fitness Experiment, continued from last month’s Rachel Cosgrove: The Female Body Breakthrough*, has the Gym Buddies …
Land mines and bulimia: those are my only two real memories of Princess Di. Being young enough that the ’80s were just a (colorful plastic-scented) blur of Rainbow Brite and Strawberry Shortcake, I wasn’t much interested in fairytale weddings unless they came with a cartoon prince and soundtrack featuring Robin Williams. So I missed all …
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Comic credit: Beartato (click to enlarge) “Don’t you do that!” Gym Buddy Krista commanded me this morning. “I saw your face when you read that number and don’t you do that!” I have a terrible poker face. (Not that I ever play poker; I don’t even know the rules. Which is probably why I incorrectly …
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Ummm… this would be the advanced section of outdoor exercise. I do not like being cold. Also, I am cold all the time. Knowing these two facts will tell you pretty much everything you need to know about me. It why I hate swimming (also known as controlled drowning). It’s why big fuzzy socks are …
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This would NOT be a good time to walk. And no, this pic is not a hoax – this happened just one state over from me. Shortcuts get a bad rap, especially when it comes to health. I can’t count how many times I’ve heard someone say, “You’re only cheating yourself” while lecturing tediously about …
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Come on, it’ll make the best present ever… unlike this. Great news! Amazon has started order fulfillment on my book!! If you pre-ordered a copy, you should get it within the next couple of days! It will also be in stores in the “top 100 markets” (whatever that means – I’m not even sure if …
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