So a while ago I confessed my fascination with how athletes “take care of business” during an athletic competition. This fascintation generally takes the form of intrusive questions asked to anyone who will sit still long enough to listen to me. My friend and first-time triathlete P, upon being on the recieving end of my …
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This is Chris after his successful pec implant surgery. I get a lot of interesting e-mail from this website. Often it’s people trying to sell me various enhancement products for appendages I don’t even possess. Occasionally it is someone writing to correct me or further explain something to me, which I actually really do appreciate. …
Or you could just cut to the chase and do this. Whether you like group fitness or running solo through your neighborhood, the cool thing about exercising is all the opportunities you get to completely humiliate yourself. So it is with some trepidation I share my top ten ways to embarrass yourself whilst exercising. Because …
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Dear Scarlett Johansson,You are one talented and beautiful girl. There are not many women who could simultaneously capture the hearts of both Woody Allen and Justin Timberlake. And by all accounts you seem smart and savvy to boot. Plus you manage to keep your panties on and out of rehab. But I am not writing …
I am not much of a cook. You all know this. But that doesn’t stop me from trying! There’s just something about all the dicing and stirring and seasoning that I find therapeutic. The end results are dicey though. My husband, married to me for better or worse for nine years now, doesn’t even blink …
Here you go Fitarella! Gym sexiness at its best. You’ve seen the lists. Every few months or so it seems to be a blogger ritual to come out with a list of the most annoying people in the gym. And they’re pretty funny because, hey, who hasn’t been confronted with Grunting He-Man or Cell Phone …
Inhibitions are funny things. I have one friend who says she could never do a hip-hop dance class with me because she’s “not sexy like that” and yet has no problem asking the male cashier at Walgreens if the temporary tattoo she is buying would look better on her left ta-ta or her right. It’s …
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Lying to yourself about your health makes about as much sense as this. Come on, you can tell me. You’re an adult now so hopefully you didn’t resort to the old under-the-napkin or feed-it-to-the-dog tricks. Did you get the leafy greens out with the full intent of sauteeing them with some lovely garlic and shallots …
The world’s favorite purveyor of high fructose corn syrup and/or artificially sweetened tooth-decaying fizzy drinks has come out with a new marketing campaign that makes the guys behind Axe body spray look like geniuses. The Happiness FactoryIt all begins with an innocent young lad on a date trying to buy a Coke. From his date’s …
You do things your way. I’ll do them mine.Photo Credits: Web Undies Don’t get your panties in a twist or your boxers in a bunch or your thong in a… well, since a thong’s defining characteristic is that it’s already twisted AND bunched never mind, I guess, because we are going there. We’re talking undies …
