On the way to Target at nine o’clock on Friday night (that’s what you do with your Friday nights too, right?), I heard one of the most outrageous commercials to ever grace the FM airwaves. I might’ve missed some of it because I had one arm out the window trying to hold the antenna up …
Salma Hayek has an amazing rack – and I’m not talking about her ability to fill a sweater, er, movie role. They’re amazing because of their ability to feed a baby. It’s the real secret in Victoria’s Secret – breasts are not just fun bags. They also squirt milk. Which I suppose could also be …
It’s pretty much useless to try and be thin if you don’t have the (much coveted, soon to be cloned at a store near you) “thin gene.” Based on a study of over 3,000 pairs of female twins — the gold standard for both researchers and teenage boys — scientists have concluded that over 50% …
Okay, I’m embarrassed to even admit that I do this but my neuroses want to know if they have company in your neuroses. I read a lot of magazines. It’s a sickness really. But my real weakness is that every time I see one of those weight-loss success stories (I lost 90 lbs in 3 …
Welcome to the part of the show where I, Charlotte, answer other people’s mail. Not because the original answer was bad – they are generally quite good! – but because I have lots of opinions that nobody asks me about:) Go Ask AliceIf you are old enough to remember the ’80s, which I was 10 …
And, all feces throwing aside, who doesn’t love monkeys? You all know how I feel about the Monkey Bar Gym. Any workout that gives me permission to do handstands and swing upside down from the chin-up bar while yodeling like Tarzan (ok, the yodeling was just my idea), gets two thumbs up in my book. …
A woman in step class was wearing a black lace bra. Not underneath anything, as bras are generally meant to be worn. Not even on top of something, Madonna-style (is it just me or is she coming up an awful lot on here lately??) which quite truthfully would have been preferable. Nope, it was black …
See? Shoulders and core! Who says this isn’t a good workout? Because I like to keep my body in a state of perpetual shock, for my next experiment I am going to do the complete opposite of my last experiment. Seriously, one of these days my body is going to rebel and force me to …
Peep Cannibals PS> If you really liked this Peep Diorama, check out the Washington Post’s Annual Peep Diorama Contest! Well, if there really was a miracle workout, this would be it. In fact, this workout (and nutrition plan!) is as close to perfect as I could reasonably conceive of. If everyone did this workout, not …
Thanks for taking the time to get to know me a little bit better! I hope you will stick around so that I can get to know you too – getting to be a little part of your lives is absolutely the best thing about doing this blog. I’ve made so many great friends through …
