In one of the funniest stories to come out of Hollywood recently, Heidi Klum reportedly sent Victoria “Skeleton” Beckham a dozen of the decadent Sprinkles cupcakes for her birthday. It gets better: The attached note added that a dozen would be coming every Friday for the rest of the year. I’ll admit it. I totally …
I’m wiped. And if any of you did your homework this weekend (anyone? Anyone? Bueller??) then you are too. It probably wasn’t the wisest idea to finish the Ranger Special Ops assessment AND start the Action Hero Workout all on the same day. But you should all know by now that knowing when to quit …
I’m The Flash. No I’m not one overcoat and a subway shy of a police escort. It means that, according to the Superhero Quiz, I’m “fast, flirtatious and virtuous” – a.k.a. The Flash. I only have two problems with this: a) can one be both fast & flirtatious AND virtuous? They kinda seem to rule …
You can take the teacher out of the classroom but I’ll stop being a teacher when you pry the dry erase marker from my cold, dead hands. You get homework this weekend. Quit whining. No, I won’t accept a doctor’s note. That is not leprosy on your hand – it’s powdered sugar from the “donette” …
It turns out I have no turn-out. So the bad news is that I’ll never be a professional ballerina (back-up plan, Sumo wrestler!). The good news is that it’s been a month and I have some very interesting results for you. The Ballerina Workout Experiment If you recall, I made a mish-mash out of Madonna’s …
Look at those bent knees. I give him a 8.9. 9.0 if he sticks the landing. Perfect 10 if he jumps up and screams “I totally meant to do that!” Some of you more experienced bloggers out there are used to getting all kinds of cool swag. I’m picturing the ultimate Blogger Party by a …
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I’m sitting here with a bag of frozen lima beans on my leg. Not because I can’t bear to be parted from my beloved legumes for even a second (although my love does run deep, dear little green nuggets of goodness) – but because I have terrible shin splints. Well, only on my right shin. …
Many things in life make no sense. Cereal should not be one of them. When I was in New York, I saw a very large billboard that took up (and I kid you not) the entire side of a building. A huge building. And what did it feature? Darfur? The 2008 presidential election? An expensive …
If you don’t get this, face it – you’re not a geek. I have a confession to make: I once punched myself in the face during kick boxing. Because I was trying to read my heart rate monitor. Okay, true confession: I’ve done that more than once. It’s embarrassing. The Geek SquadWhen the Gym Buddies …
In an effort to keep up my All Eating Disorders, All the Time round-the-clock coverage for you (kidding – I swear this is the last post on this for a while), I bring you Charlotte’s List of Why People Have Eating Disorders. When I tell people about my eating-disordered past, and even more so since …
