Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I’d like to present to you to the 1992 winner of Molecule of the Year. (Yes, that’s an actual award. No, I don’t think you get a trophy or a modeling contract out of it. Yes, I know I’m a geek.) Nitric Oxide (NO)Tired of getting confused with it’s hilarious-at-parties-but-really-vacuous-cousin N2O …
Personal Trainer to Gym Buddy Allison and I: You wouldn’t believe it, this morning this guy had his wife in here to get her body fat measured. But get this – he said he was training her and wasn’t going to let up until she reached… five percent body fat! Allison and I: *B horror …
Ever play that game in grade school where you’d close your eyes, hold your nose and open your mouth and then a friend would put something (hopefully food) in your mouth and you’d try and guess what it was? No? What you weren’t as trusting and, yeah, gullible as I was? Wuss. But seriously, you …
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This was me. Except I’m not Black. Or shirtless. Or this muscular. Or a dude. Okay, shut up. During my little exercise metabolic test, Personal Trainer Jordan dropped an interesting little nugget of information. He said that a person’s VO2 max is correlated with disease risk. So of course I had to go home and …
Yes, you have one. I know, I know you’ve read all those scary magazine articles like “10 ways to boost your metabolism” or “Are you killing your metabolism?” or even depressing research that says your metabolism is mostly genetic and thus negating all the articles you’ve just finished reading, and now you think that either …
In a cage fight between skinny & strong who will win? On the left we have Jaslene Gonzales, winner of America’s Next Top Model, Cycle Whatever. On the right we have an unnamed CrossFit woman. What’s your call? CrossFit chick, hands-down. Maybe in a bar fight and if Jaslene had a broken bottle. And the …
What, you haven’t heard of it? You’re guaranteed to lose weight – a lot of it even, and very quickly. It’s officially called “Master Cleanse” but I like Gunnar Peterson’s (personal trainer to the stars, but not for long if he keeps blabbing to the media like this – not that I’m complaining) title much …
Do you really want this spam? Or do you just think you want it? (Or, if you are like me, do you just think “who in their right mind would spend good money to dress up like a can of toxic waste”?) The issue of can we trust our bodies to tell us what and …
To get a date in this place?? No, sillies, I’m happily married and not into the freaky-deaky stuff. It’s for my gym friend Ana. Girl could be a model – tall, thin, tan, and superfit with long black hair. Heads turn every time she runs past – if she’s on the track, some of them …
A few weeks ago as I was recovering from a tough weight session (read: gabbing about Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy with a group of other non-teenage mothers clustered around the drinking fountain like we were 14 years old and she was the homecoming queen) when I spotted my friend Lisa jogging sluggishly by, as if …
