Here’s MY question: why is this pig drooling? Is Piggy Snax actually endorsing cannibalism? Edgy! In an unprecedented move, today I will actually answer my own mail! Since I’ve taken up answering other people’s mail, I think some of you must have felt bad for me and decided to fill that void. As always, what …
I cheat when I run. And I don’t mean that I jump into the last mile of a marathon or that I do blood doping. It’s the little cheats in my training that make a big difference in my results. Not being a competitive runner, I run races, sure – just not to win them. …
Well, the taping went fine as far as I can remember – which actually is not much. (Is that normal to completely blank after speaking for like 4 hours??). Anyhow, they requested that I not blog about it until after the show airs – which will be… sometime in May. I’ll let you know when …
I sat down to try and write today’s blog post but I can’t – I’m too anxious. Partly because I’m a very high-strung girl and anxiety, well, that’s just what I do. But really it’s because I’m going to be on 20/20!!! As in the TV show (but not the “To Catch A Predator” episode, …
On the way to Target at nine o’clock on Friday night (that’s what you do with your Friday nights too, right?), I heard one of the most outrageous commercials to ever grace the FM airwaves. I might’ve missed some of it because I had one arm out the window trying to hold the antenna up …
Salma Hayek has an amazing rack – and I’m not talking about her ability to fill a sweater, er, movie role. They’re amazing because of their ability to feed a baby. It’s the real secret in Victoria’s Secret – breasts are not just fun bags. They also squirt milk. Which I suppose could also be …
It’s pretty much useless to try and be thin if you don’t have the (much coveted, soon to be cloned at a store near you) “thin gene.” Based on a study of over 3,000 pairs of female twins — the gold standard for both researchers and teenage boys — scientists have concluded that over 50% …
Okay, I’m embarrassed to even admit that I do this but my neuroses want to know if they have company in your neuroses. I read a lot of magazines. It’s a sickness really. But my real weakness is that every time I see one of those weight-loss success stories (I lost 90 lbs in 3 …
Welcome to the part of the show where I, Charlotte, answer other people’s mail. Not because the original answer was bad – they are generally quite good! – but because I have lots of opinions that nobody asks me about:) Go Ask AliceIf you are old enough to remember the ’80s, which I was 10 …
And, all feces throwing aside, who doesn’t love monkeys? You all know how I feel about the Monkey Bar Gym. Any workout that gives me permission to do handstands and swing upside down from the chin-up bar while yodeling like Tarzan (ok, the yodeling was just my idea), gets two thumbs up in my book. …
