Why Am I So Tired After My Deep-Tissue Massage? [The theory behind metabolic reactions, DOMS, and PMSM]

This doesn’t look very, um, relaxing. Also, he’s wearing “jorts” and a mesh tank – officially the worst masseuse outfit ever. I fell asleep on the toilet. Yes, today. I’m pretty sure I haven’t done that since I was potty training. Other places I fell asleep today: in the waiting room at the doctor’s office, …