All bodybuilders go to heaven… This is still my most favorite thrift store find and I know I’ve used it on here before but deal with it because I love this so hard. I think ‘Roided Out Guardian Angel With Mullet (TM) is going to be the unofficial GFE mascot!
Everyone has a Creepy Date story. My favorite story to tell is the time in college when a guy showed up on my doorstep wearing jeans with a big hole over his crotch with smiley face boxers peeking through. He said – and I swear I’m not making this up – “We’re both happy to see you!” Just in case his meaning wasn’t perfectly clear he did a little smiley-face hip thrust. Because I was young and didn’t know better, I didn’t turn around and go home right then to spend Friday night playing Simba on the Nintendo with my roommates. Instead I whispered to my friend that if she hadn’t heard from me in one hour to page me (yes, I’m that old) and fake an emergency to get me out of there. It turned out to be a necessary plan. When he took me to his place (to make me a “gourmet dinner” that turned out to be Cream of Chicken soup poured over instant rice) and the only furniture he had was a mattress on the floor, I knew I needed out. Fast.