Thanks Mom… For Telling Me Gum-Chewing is Illegal [Happy You Have a Uterus Day!]

If you haven’t seen this “Thanks, Mom” video yet – it’s HILARIOUS. “Thanks mom for making me afraid of germs. I’m basically the Howard Hughes of kindergarten.” – is my personal fave “Thanks mom for using me as an excuse to get out of social obligations!” is a very close second. Today when I called my …