Lululemon founder explains the problem with falling apart yoga pants: Your body. And seatbelts. [Dear Chipper, Thanks For Helping Me Quit Lululemon!]

 Which is why you should just strive to be unhappy. There’s a reason “shooting the moon” is a winning hand. Duh. More wise (ahem) words from Lululemon below. Dear Chip Wilson, Can I call you Chipper? ‘Cause I really want to. It sounds so cute – reminds me of Chipmunks. And wood chippers. But not …