May 8, 2011

Yeah, you totally wouldn’t want to do this move with your girlfriend. Especially if she’s the shirtless one. Starting out with the line, “I’ll admit that there may be some good reasons to bring along your significant other when you hit the gym, like providing her with the opportunity to do something about the hail damage on her a**” makes it clear from the get-go that writer James Fell is doing his best to provoke us women-folk into harpy shrieks and mascara-stained histrionics over his article “Don’t Bring Her to the Gym” for Askmen.com. But even though he does his [...]
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April 6, 2011

If you can’t see why this is sexy then I can’t help you. Tron Meets Shake Weight from SuperPunch There are some conversations that at the beginning sound like a good idea but the more you get into it, the more you realize that you’re going places you never intended. Take, for instance, explaining the rules of Clue to a five year old. “Mommy, why is there a crooked stick in here?” “It’s a lead pipe, honey.” “Why is there a lead pipe in here?” “Well, see it’s a weapon.” “What’s a weapon?” “Something you use to kill people.” “How [...]
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