How I Got Insanely Long Eyelashes With Oil From the Grocery Store (Seriously)

So a few months ago, I had this unexpected tender moment with Jelly Bean: She had told me that she just wanted “to snuggle for a minute” and then she promptly fell asleep on my lap. My all-grown-up do-it-myself six-year-old didn’t want to admit she still needed a nap (or her mom!) — but she …