No children eaten by bears. No bears terrorized by children. I only burned half of dinner. I got one leg shaved before the KOA Kampground Kabin ran out of Khot Kwater. (Do you think the Kardashians were inspired by KOA?) All in all I’d call this a camping success! Seriously though – I’m having a blast with my family. Best thing? Tomorrow is my first birthday in 15 years with all my immediate family members. Best 33rd Birthday Present EVER. My sister is throwing me a Great Fitness Experiment Birthday Party! Pics will definitely be coming.
In the meantime, if you are missing me check out my posts:
Heidi Montag’s Dangerous Exercise Addiction for iVillage
10 Things to Never Say to a Woman in Labor for Redbook
Also? Elk are REALLY REALLY big. Even their poop is huge.