September 2010

Does Caffeine Help or Hinder Weight Loss?

September 30, 2010

Photo Credit: Fail Blog You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to know that diet pills don’t work. If they did, we’d all look like Carmen Electra and spend our nights partying away with the Zantrex dancers. (Not to be confused with the Valtrex dancers – that kind of party is a straight shot to the Jerry Springer Show.) And yet they sell. So who’s buying? We are, apparently. I hate the diet pill ads and yet I’m mesmerized by them. The first time through a mag, I read it for the articles but the second time – I’m [...]

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Where is the Line Between Your Weight and Yourself?

September 29, 2010

Girl Disappearing by Curly Tops Perfectly round. A circular platform encircled by a raised bar. Like a stage! The kind that lights up underneath and lifts the performer above the crowd as mist billows beneath! And indeed I am being watched. But there is no applause and I am given no chance for a monologue. Perhaps, I think – silently, to myself – it reminds me less of a stage and more of a teleportation device. Closing my eyes I wait for a beam of light to descend and obliterate the particles of my mortal shell, to reduce me, no [...]

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In Search of a Cape: This Year’s Most Ridiculous Halloween Costumes

September 28, 2010

What are you going to be for Halloween this year? I know, I know we’re still more than a month out but I’ve got the annual Turboween coming up! It may possibly be my most favorite Turbo workout of the year. This year the theme is “Superheroes” and while my house is replete with capes they all kind of smell like pee or have peanut butter stuck to them. Or both. So I’m on the hunt for the perfect Superhero-ine costume* (that will still let me crescent kick and smash heads into my knee.) In addition, the Gym Buddies and [...]

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The Trick to Tabata Workouts [Bring a Barf Bag]

September 27, 2010

This is one way to ensure you are running at maximal ability. Not that I recommend it. 20 seconds of work followed by 10 seconds of rest. That’s one Tabata interval or “Tabata” if you’re in the gym and want to sound like all the cool kids. Sounds simple, right? This little gem, a staple of most of the hardest workouts around, revolutionized – some say even began – the fitness frenzy surrounding high intensity interval training or “HIIT.” (To prove you’re both hip and culturally relevant, feel free to tell your workout partner to “HIIT me baby, one more [...]

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Have You Ever Hid a Healthy Habit?

September 23, 2010

Best hiding place ever! My kids would never find me in here!! My house is a veritable treasure trove of hidden goodies. There are birthday presents stashed at the top of my closet, lingerie under the bed, dark chocolate peanut butter cups in the freezer (bonus: takes me longer to eat them that way. un-bonus: I have to pass by the cookie dough on the way to them.) and our emergency flashlight that my husband and I have hid and re-hid so many times that we don’t even know where it is anymore. Obviously, my squirrel tendencies are because I [...]

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"Truthiness" in Advertising

September 23, 2010

You already know that many starlets grace (is grace really the word I’m looking for here?) magazine covers half undressed but did you hear about Carey Mulligan wearing a towel around her bottom on the cover of Vogue this month? No it’s not the latest terry-cloth fashion hot off the runway – as if! – poor Carey was actually the victim of an ill-fitting haute couture dress. As she explains: “The cover dress was very pretty but wouldn’t go over my arse. Sample size is very, very tiny. I’m actually wearing a towel around my waist and the bottom is [...]

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Normal Push-Ups Getting Boring? Try These Today!

September 22, 2010

If there’s one move that you will find in every workout from Jillian Michael’s to CrossFit to Bootcamp to Prison, it’s the lowly push-up. (Pushup? Push up? Whatever.) For good reason too, they work your shoulders, back, chest and even your core. But let’s be honest, push-ups have their drawbacks. They can be hard on your wrists. They can give you neck or back pain. They can be too difficult. Or they can be too easy, depending on your skill level. But for me the real downside is how boring regular push-ups get. So today the Gym Buddies and I [...]

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Sideswiped By Depression

September 21, 2010

Chalk it up to a loaded genetic gun, the shortening days, Jelly Bean’s self-weaning (she was my oxytocin dealer, yo) or an illness in the family – How about d) all of the above? – but I’ve dove headlong back into the dumpster of depression. (I have not, however, lost my powers of alliteration. It’s like the super power Wonder Woman would have if she wore glasses and had a slight overbite.) Irritability. Over-sensitivity. Moodiness. Forgetfulness. Sleepiness. Despair-iness. My thoughts swirling like snowflakes through my brain, never settling, never coalescing except to form brief nightmarish pictures for me to obsess [...]

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Hydrating During Workouts [I Don't, Do You?]

September 20, 2010

So many questions: If sitting in the front seat and getting fresh air is supposed to prevent motion sickness, wouldn’t a motorcycle be the ultimate puke preventer? And why not take your helmet off to spew? Who bets the dog didn’t mind sloppy seconds? Lastly, don’t you wish you’d waited until you’d finished breakfast to read this? You’re welcome. Charlotte confession #485: I don’t like drinking when I workout. I don’t know if it’s the feeling of the water sloshing around in my tummy that I don’t like or just having to stop my awesome super-intense workout to swish something [...]

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Are Carbohydrates The #1 Health Menace? [Good Calories Bad Calories]

September 15, 2010

Sparkly vampires that don’t die in sunlight and fall in love with inarticulate teenage girls, zombies eating brains with grapefruit spoons and their pinkies out (or off?) with Elizabeth Bennett, hapless-yet-cunning teens battling to the death in a reality show that makes Jersey Shore look like The Christian Ladies Aid Society – these are the types of books that keep most people up at night. Me? I’ve been up for a week now reading the gripping tales of The Fat-Cholesterol Hypothesis and The Carbohydrate Hypothesis spun by Gary Taubes in his game-changing tome Good Calories Bad Calories. Kinda like the [...]

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