Fiery plane crash. Rock climbing accident. Cancer. Crushed in one of those huge metal turnstiles/revolving door of spikes they have at the zoo that look like an Iron Maiden. (Am I the only one who is terrified by those things? I’m using the “stroller entrance” whether or not I have any kids in tow. Just saying.) I wasn’t sure how it was going to happen but every since I can remember, I’ve been convinced I was going to die young.
This belief has caused me to engage in some rather risky behavior (along with a severe case of political apathy – who cares who wins the election if I’m going to DIE?): cliff dancing – definitely more fun & probably more dangerous than you are imagining, meeting strangers off the Internet, scaling buildings & then jumping into dumpsters on the off chance those security cameras could get us onto Max-X, going on a week long road trip with a guy I hardly knew (and then I married him! Hi honey!!), and a chronic habit of reading whilst walking that actually caused me to get knocked on the head by one of those mechanical arms that guard parking lots. Obviously none of these things killed me (those guard arms are lighter than they look), but that bad attitude also led me to not care overly much about my health.
Now that I am 29, I have finally come to accept the fact that I’m here to stay. And I’m very happy about that. I wake up every day grateful for my life. Things that I never gave much thought to before – pesticides, global warming, transfats, Barrack Obama, BASE jumping legality, cockroach bits in my chocolate – I suddenly have very strong & vocal opinions about. And health – mine, yours, my kids’, that guy’s over there – has become paramount.
So now I’m faced with the task of weeding out all those unhealthy behaviors that I ignored over the years. I’ve managed to get rid of the big offenders by fixing my diet, keeping up on my doctor’s check-ups, exercising regularly, getting loads of therapy, and choosing Time over Cosmo in all those waiting rooms. What’s left is a mish-mash of little pet neuroses.
What’s Your Pet?
In one of the saddest bits of research I’ve come across lately, many people avoid exercise because of severe acne. I know that other body image issues affect exercise as well. “I’m too fat to go to the gym!” “I’m too uncoordinated to play sports!” “My boobs are too big to run!” “I’d die of embarrassment if I made a mistake in step class!” “I am the six-fingered man & there’s this guy named Inigo Montoya!”
I’m not denigrating these excuses. They are definitely a source of concern and I totally sympathize with the nagging fear that everyone is staring at your physical imperfections. But when our fears hold us back, it’s time to take action.
Life Tweaks
I’m sure you’ve heard of the Longevity Study conducted by the Harvard Institute of Health. It’s not terribly new. In it, the researchers interview hundreds of centenarians and came up with a list of behaviors they all have in common. Note: nowhere on the list will you find anything about being acne-free, coordinated, small-boobed or even five-fingered.
How to Live to be 100
1. Be a girl. (Sorry guys, it’s true! Guess I will have the last laugh on all those horrid blind dates! Oh, wait, I already do.)
2. Have good genes. (Another one you can’t choose but stick around because the rest of the list is all stuff under your direct control.)
3. Engage in a great deal of physical activity. (See? Doesn’t matter if you punch yourself in the face in boxing – which I have totally done btw – all that matters is you are movin’ and groovin’.)
4. Eat little or no meat. (I didn’t make that up. It’s in there, I swear!)
5. Don’t smoke. If you do, stop.
6. Don’t drink heavily.
7. Gain little to no weight in adulthood. (Easier said than done, Harvard!)
8. Don’t overeat. (The famously long-lived Okinawans in the study took in about 10-20% less calories than the average American adult. They actually have a philosophy: Eat until you are 80% full. When you figure out how to tell when you hit that 80% mark, please let me know.)
9. Consume less fat & make the fat you do eat of the good variety (nuts, fish, Chris Farley.)
10. Eat lots of fruits and veggies.
11. Get regular physical activity as long as you are able.
13. Have a positive outlook.
14. Maintain close ties with family & friends.
The researchers conclude by saying that no matter what our gender or our genes predispose us to, most of us could add a decade or more to our lives simply by doing the above things. So if you, like me, have finally decided that the universe is not out to get you, try making a few tweaks. Start with the last one, it’ll make you feel better almost instantaneously. Plus, your mom called. She wants to tell you she loves you. And then she wants to do the I-told-you-so dance because, really, she was right about the peas.
Note: Thursdays are The Great Fitness Experiment Greatest Hits. This post originally ran Feb. 26, 2008.
Damn.
Well, I’ve gained a bit of weight as an adult. I didn’t exactly hit the genetic lottery (although it could be worse). But I DO get lots of physical activity, have cut down on meat consumption, added more plants, (but I LOVE cheese and cannot stop eating it!), and I only have 5 fingers on each hand (Inconceivable!). I still overeat, but I don’t smoke or drink.
My big thing…OK, ONE of them, is that I worry. Constantly. About everything and everyone.
And I have guilt.
If I could get rid of those two, or at least tone them down significantly, I might just live longer!
Great post, as usual!!!!!
Um… well, I’ve got #1 covered. Is that good enough?
Of course, now I’m worrying about azusmom, but I refuse to feel guilty about that.
And yes, this post is great! Recycled reshmycled. I never saw it before!
I’ve also not seen this post before, so thanks for re-posting!
I’ve really screwed this life up! But I’m doing a lot to reverse some of the damage… hopefully it will keep me healthy into old age!
OK..seriously, I too always thought and still think I am going to die young. (See 40 is still young to me) 🙂
But, I have made it this far so I better have a look-see at the list again to see that I make it for my kids’ graduations, weddings, etc..
You just turned 29, eh? I knew you were a genius but did you really skip 2 grades in school?!?
Does being a woman in a former life count?
“Life is like football. If you are too careful, you tend to get hurt!” Oh, yeah, wearing a helmet helps too!
I like the list, as I follow it. Of course now my new mantra will be, “Here comes the bus!”
Azusmom – I’m totally a worry wart too! If you ever figure out the solution to that one, make sure to let me know!
Hanlie – I think it’s never too late! Besides, like Merry, you’ve got #1 covered!!
KJ – Glad I’m not the only one! (And 40 IS young!!)
Jer – Smart aleck;) I WAS 29 when I wrote this post a year ago (see note at bottom). I am now 30. I will be 31 in June. Woot, woot!!
OK, with the age.. I am 51 so I am closer than some of you. I think I wrote about this a bit back when the study came out. The fact that I am not sure tells you something.. HA! I have quite a few covered here but like others of you, I do tend to be a worry wart. I have a hard time letting things go so I need to work on that! I think that can be worse than the others at time because it eats away at you!
Charlotte, 29, 30 or whatever it is, you look great!
Great list!
I’m pretty good on most of these except having good genes and being positive. Ah well. Maybe I’ll get lucky and be the first Cranky Centenarian.
Lesse –
#1, check.
#2, sorta/kinda. The womens on both sides generally live long and prosper.
#3, check, at least now I am (and I don’t plan to stop now)
#4-6, um, crap. Let’s move on.
#7, can I start that clock now? They say 30 is the new 20…
#8 oops. But I have to to fuel lots of #3!
The rest I got covered. I have a feeling or at least have always hoped that I would live a long time, so here’s to the vast majority of the good balancing out the vices…
ps – I like the greatest hits! They give me a chance to put my 2cents in on things I just read catching up on the archives and didn’t bother!
What about “Chill out!”? I’m sure a great deal of stress can kill ya, too!
I have several of those things nailed fairly well (especially the exercise one). Maybe avoid watching the news, and American Idol should be added.
Crap – I was counting on the genetic thing….. guess I might want to make a few little changes, too!
a)i can’t believe you remember that bouncing boobs post! b) people still smoke? really? i mean, REALLY? I don’t care if you wanna live to 100 or not, but come on. it’s just so. Dumb.
For those dieters out there who have been or are currently using Hydroxycut supplements to diet or get in shape, you should know it’s been recalled and is apparently very dangerous. This site has a lot of good information on its problems: http://www.hydroxycut-liver-damage-lawyer.com/
Charlotte,
Let me know if you ever find out how to tell when you’ve hit that 80% mark. 🙂