June 2008

Jillian Michaels Can Kick My Butt

June 30, 2008

But she can’t make me dinner. That pretty much sums up my reaction to June’s Jillian Michaels’ Making the Cut experiment. The FoodI have weird taste. I admit that. But tastes issues aside, her food plan sucked. Problemo numero uno: the insanely low daily calorie allotment. She expected me to not only wake up every morning and take care of my house and kids but to work out on my BMR: a measly 1300 calories a day. Even refugee camps provide 1800. Secondly, I don’t know if I buy her whole “oxidation type” theory. I (kinda) get the science behind [...]

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Hey, It’s My Birthday!

June 28, 2008

We gonna party like it’s my birthday… I’m 30 today!! Or, as my dad likes to remind me, I’m officially part of The Establishment. Yipee! Coming Monday: End of Jillian Michaels (the experiment, not the woman. At least I hope she’s okay. If she turns up dead I had nothing to do with it. Nothing, I tell you!) ANNNNDDDD… New experiment time! Woot, woot!

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Dieting – The Great Equalizer

June 27, 2008

The scene: Ten women seated around a conference table. Cameras and microphones recorded our every word and gesture. Diet paraphernalia was scattered around like so much detritus. Six obese women faced four thin ones. We eyed each other warily across water bottles, coke cans and a plate of mostly untouched cookies. Two older, very overweight women pointed at Allison and I and whispered behind their hands. I couldn’t tell what they were saying but the message came across clear enough. I was embarrassed and felt suddenly defensive. A few of the other women stared. One buried her face in a [...]

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Sugar Busted

June 25, 2008

Confession Number 1: Today I had a candy bar, sugary cereal, skittles, a Little Debbie cake, dried mangoes, jelly beans (thanks Gym Buddy Mike!), and teddy grahams. Oh yeah, and a giant chewy SweeTart. I may as well have main-lined the sugar and saved my teeth the dentistry. In my defense the teddy grahams were force-fed to me by my very persuasive toddler. Okay, so that was no defense. Confession Number 2: Due to a very entertaining out-of-town friend, I got 4 hours hours of sleep last night. Exhaustion + abundant simple carbs = Girlfriend in a Sugar Coma (I [...]

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I Apologize From My Heart

June 25, 2008

To any of you who are or ever have been offended by my “funny” pics that I post on this blog. Sometimes I let my sense of humor impede my good sense. Crabby wrote an excellent post today on being easily embarrassed and whether or not she meant to call me out, I really saw myself in what she wrote. I forget that not everyone is as much of an exhibitionist as I am. I am not proud of my insensitivity and will try much harder in the future to rein it it. I do hope that you guys will [...]

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The Cure For Sore Muscles…

June 24, 2008

Is Flashdance! Puzzled? Women’s Health this month has a weight-training tip I’d never heard before (and frankly, I thought I’d heard them all): Do 35-40 seconds of intense cardio in between each weight set and according to the (2-line blurb) study, this will reduce soreness significantly. After four weeks of doing this, supposedly participants had no muscle soreness at all after lifting. Of course it doesn’t mention whether the participants changed up their routine during that time. After four weeks on the same schedule, I wouldn’t be sore anymore regardless of what crazy antics I pulled during my rests. The [...]

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Beauty Is Pain

June 24, 2008

Beauty is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something. I realize that die-hard Princess Bride fans are firing up their e-mails at this very second to correct my misquote but I still think it applies here. Beauty is a highly prized commodity in our society and therefore we will go to great lengths to own It or be It or even just be in the general vicinity of It. I’m not talking about plastic surgery or leg-extending or even Botox here, just the ordinary things we do so often they become de rigeur. You know, like poking yourself [...]

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The Goldilocks Experiments

June 23, 2008

This Experiment Was Too ColdMy friend B is a real life Wonder Woman. Girl has five kids (stranger: “Are those ALL yours?” B: “No, I picked up a couple extra because going to the grocery store with five toddlers is FUN.”) and she runs a tight ship. Her house runs like the Von Trapps’ minus the curtains and the Nazis. So when I saw her toting her kids in a bike trailer/baby bike seat I had to try it. I mean, what a great idea! Not only are you saving gas and getting exercise but hey – doesn’t that count [...]

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New Research: Exercise Squelches Appetite OR Makes You Hungry!

June 20, 2008

All I can say is that I hope the participants of this study got paid a lot of money. The latest piece of darned-if-you-do-darned-if-you-don’t research comes from the University of Michigan. Researchers there decided to look at the workings of the hormone leptin, the substance that supposedly tells you when you are full and to stop eating, on women before, during and after exercise. The Study20 post-menopausal women, 10 lean and 10 obese, were tested over three days. They ate three meals a day balanced to maintain their current weight and then created a 1,000 calorie deficit through running/walking on [...]

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Sir Mix-a-lot hearts Kate Beckinsale

June 19, 2008

“I like big butts and I cannot lie. No otha brotha can deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and round thing in your face you get…” to the radio and change the channel as fast as you can. That is if you’re me. I hate that song. But Reader M challenged me to use it in a post and you can’t deny that for a genre usually known for its misogyny, Sir Mix-a-lot just bumped the high hip-to-waist ratio crowd way up the self esteem ladder. Everybody Has SomethingSpeaking of self-esteem, tonight I was hanging [...]

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