Title Nine Hides In Shame

And Mariah Carey sets women’s sporting back 60 years. Just watch the first 45 seconds. Or the full clip if you have a high tolerance for pain.

17 Comments

  1. that is just ridiculous! What on earth is she wearing and how can someone honestly throw like that?
    how embarrassing!

  2. ugh.

    how fake is that little embarassed curtsey afterwards too?

  3. Oh, Mariah. I know your life’s goal is to be the girliest girl on the planet, but could you just try a little? Maybe get Nick to show you how to actually throw? No? Well, I’ll just make fun of you instead. And apparently so will the Japanese; I don’t know what they’re saying, but I can sure understand that they’re making big fun of you!

  4. christine – good call on the curtsey. I just showed this to my video and he asked me, “How far would you hve thrown it?” The truth is, it may not have made it to the plate, but I know enough to (a) not toss it directly to the ground and (b) not wear high, high heals on a pitching mound. Pitching mounds are for hot high school makeouts, not pink satin jackets!!

  5. are you f***ing kidding me??!!!!

    that is just gross.

  6. Ha Ha!! Oh well, some of our Presidents didn’t throw out the first pitch too well either! Maybe they needed high-heels? Maybe..the next one will already have them 🙂

    Dr. J

    PS Our women are currently in the Softball World Series..Go Gators!!

  7. Wow… is this for real? SHUDDER.

  8. she doesnt seem like a real human being to me. im just waiting for her to take of her skin and expose all of her robot guts to the world. its like someone programmed her.

  9. also, if i knew i was throwing a pitch at a game in a few weeks, id probably pracitce. just a thought.

  10. So pathetic! I could throw better than that and I have a bum shoulder!

  11. My 4-year-old can throw better than that.

    I bet she could do better if she tried, but didn’t want to appear too… non barbie doll.

  12. I just threw up in my mouth! Does anyone remember when she was talented? Stop trying so hard to be a sex symbol, and clinging to your 20’s. I refuse to ever buy any of her music or perfume or jewelry or movies or…. As an educator of adolescent girls I’m sad that this is what they are exposed to.

  13. I just threw up in my mouth! Does anyone remember when she was talented? Stop trying so hard to be a sex symbol, and clinging to your 20’s. I refuse to ever buy any of her music or perfume or jewelry or movies or…. As an educator of adolescent girls I’m sad that this is what they are exposed to.

  14. Sad what depths we sink to for the international, anonymous male gaze. Though I’ve not worn those type of heels – in years – it’s one of the blessings of getting older to not feel invisible without being seen as a sexual creature.

  15. Oy.

    She should just…I don’t know…grow up a little? She’s 39 (my age), not 14!

    It’s just kinda gross.

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    I wonder if it is in her contract to have to act/dress like this, or if she just has a Micheal Jacksonish sense of reality.

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