Coco Loco!

If you’re anything like me, and heaven help you if are, then you grew up with an overwhelming fear of fat. Particularly The Devil Saturated fat. Now of course we demonize transfat, and rightly so, which occupies my paranoiac tendencies long enough to rethink fat in general. I’ve long since come around to the cures-everything-but-ingrown-toenails …

Pieces of Me…

Are lying all over the floor at my gym as I was broken into little bits this week by tragically underestimating several new workouts. Having finished the CrossFit experiment but not having found a new suitable experiment (plus still secretly loving CrossFit and MBG), I decided to throw in a few “fun” workouts that I’ve …

Want to Xplode?

Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight I’d like to present to you to the 1992 winner of Molecule of the Year. (Yes, that’s an actual award. No, I don’t think you get a trophy or a modeling contract out of it. Yes, I know I’m a geek.) Nitric Oxide (NO)Tired of getting confused with it’s hilarious-at-parties-but-really-vacuous-cousin N2O …

Scary Gym Story

Personal Trainer to Gym Buddy Allison and I: You wouldn’t believe it, this morning this guy had his wife in here to get her body fat measured. But get this – he said he was training her and wasn’t going to let up until she reached… five percent body fat! Allison and I: *B horror …